Win 1 of 5 $1,000 Westfield Gift Cards Essential Kids

To enter, tell us in 25 words or less what your kids have done to be on the naughty or nice list. Most amusing entries will win.
There will be Five (5) major winners. Each major prize includes:
1 x $1,000 Westfield voucher (valued until 30 November, 2013)
Total maximum prize pool is AUD $5,000.00. (Including GST)