Win $100 for the caption of the month

Come up with the funniest caption for the above photo and you could win $100!
Competition closes February 28th, 2018.
Caption Competition
This competition is open to residents of Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Singapore, Malaysia and the Philippines only. All entries must be received no later than the last day of each competition month.
The promotional material, information on how to enter and prize details form part of these terms and conditions. To be eligible to enter the competition, you must reply in accordance with the conditions specified in this promotion. Employees of Reader's Digest and members of their immediate families are not eligible to enter. Reader's Digest shall not accept responsibility for lost, misdirected or delayed entries.
The winner will be selected at the offices of Reader’s Digest, on or about the third day of the calendar month following the competition month.
The best entry, as determined by the judges, will win $100. Total Number of prizes: 1. Total value of giveaway: $100.
The prizewinner will be notified by email. If Reader’s Digest does not receive confirmation of acceptance of the prize within 30 days, the competition will be rejudged and a new winner announced.
The promoter may use the entrants' names, addresses and photographs for promotional, marketing and publicity purposes and by submitting an entry, each entrant agrees to this use. Promoters’ decisions on all matters pertaining to this competition are final.
The promoter is Direct Publishing Pty Ltd, (ABN 81000565471), 431 Warringah Road, Frenchs Forest, NSW 2086 Australia, (www.readersdigest.com.au) (www.readersdigest.co.nz), Ph: Aust 1300300030 - NZ 0800450242 (“Promoter”).